I WON OMAHA STEAK ON GSN'S 'BIG SATURDAY NIGHT'!

I recently attended a LIVE taping of The Game Show Networks summer extravaganza titled 'Big Saturday Night'! It was a blast (although not as LIVE as you would think) though unfortunately 'our' team lost EVERY competition the audience still walked away with free Omaha Steaks! That's right, free filet mignon! Also, we were blessed to witness the early stages of the comeback of the 1990's super group Boys 2 Men!

I'll will admit that I was never really a fan of the trio but they do have amazing voices AND can pull off a comedy sketch as well as the Three Stooges ever could. It's not everyday that you can be on LIVE TV and walk away with fun and prizes! Wait...I live in Hollywood...I CAN do this everyday! I now know what I want to do with my life, I want to be a professional game show audience member! Thank you Game Show Network!

Happy 4th! Don't blow your nuts off!

Hey kids! Benjamin Wally here wishing you a happy 4th of July! Of course, i could give a rats ass about how your 3rd of July went or how your 5th of July will be! I will be most likely drinking cheap beer and screaming at my shitty internet connection before heading down to The Queen Mary here in Long Beach, California to enjoy a wonderful fireworks display over the stagnate Rainbow Harbor. Currently I am nursing a hangover that my offspring are sure to inherit, while i anxiously awaited an email from The Michael Jackson Memorial at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. That's right, I applied for a ticket to go to the memorial one minute after they were made available to the public! Wish me luck! Well, I have to crap now and then perform a biopsy of my stool. Remember, the founding fathers probably wouldn't like you very much.