'National Comedy' is a digital book/compilation of short stories, ideas, essays, articles, comedy bits and general comedic fun! This blog is to provide excerpts from the yet-to-be published book.
This is a short student film where I play Abrahm Lincoln. This IS historically accurate! Did you know that Honest Abe LOVED peanut butter and jelly sandwiches AND liked to jog? It's true...according to me.
I recently attended the 8th Annual TV LAND AWARDS at Sony pictures studios as a spectator and ended up being asked to be a seat filler! It was a blast! First of all....we were all sat at an empty seat and instructed NOT to drink any of the water or wine that was on the table OR eat the Wolfgang Pucks plate of shitty appetizers. That part sucked because after sitting for hours on the red carpet in the sun, we were ALL dehydrated...but i guess that is the price we pay to be able to sit next to 'Timmy' from Lassie AND witness Tim Allen bomb on stage.
Speaking of bombs, David Hasslehoff sang 'Don't Stop Believing' and I have to say that i HAVE stopped believing that German's have taste in pop stars. The evening was incredible, not only did i get to sit five feet away from Billy Crystal as he introduces Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner to the stage but i got to be in the from row to see 'Blondie' perform! Later on...after the cast of 'Everybody Loves Raymond' went on stage to accept an award I was a seat filler at there table! I sat in Doris Roberts' seat and was able to briefly (very briefly) converse with her. The one down side to the evening (other than knight rider singing) was that Jay Leno was there to present an award to someone with talent. As you may or may know I HATE Jay Leno and think that his so-called 'Tonight Show' is an funny, dumbed down version of 'The Lawrence Welk Show'...but for retards not old people. Anyway, The TV LAND AWARDS was an awesome experience and I hope you all watch for me!
Friday, April 16, 2010
I received a 'pre-approved' credit card application in the mail today...and ....um.....is this even legal? Should I thank Obama for the new credit card legislation? Is this a typo? Isn't this loan sharking? Needless to say I NEED THIS CREDIT CARD!!!!! Hell with a credit limit of $300 with 59.9% i would be stupid not to sign!
