DRUNK THOUGHTS

"....I didn't remember ordering that last beer, but I drank it anyway. I also don't remember paying my tab...apparently I didn't, according to the angry man on my front lawn dressed in a squirrel costume. As angry as he was, he still sang me 'happy birthday' to me. I guess I can never go back to that Chuck-E-Cheese in Ohio, even though the squirrel signed me up for a ' frequent Chuck-E-Card'..."