'National Comedy' is a digital book/compilation of short stories, ideas, essays, articles, comedy bits and general comedic fun! This blog is to provide excerpts from the yet-to-be published book.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Drunk Man Fail
I filmed this from my balcony....a drunk....possibly dead man laying on the street. Who will help this man? Well, I COULDN't because
I HAD to film it! Wait till near the end when the guy does a double face plant while trying to pick up his bike! Enjoy!
-Benjamin Wally
Abe Lincoln: A Day In MY Life
This is a short student film where I play Abrahm Lincoln. This IS historically accurate! Did you know that Honest Abe LOVED peanut butter and jelly sandwiches AND liked to jog? It's true...according to me.
8th annual TV LAND AWARDS on the red carpet with Benjamin Wally
I recently attended the 8th Annual TV LAND AWARDS at Sony pictures studios as a spectator and ended up being asked to be a seat filler! It was a blast! First of all....we were all sat at an empty seat and instructed NOT to drink any of the water or wine that was on the table OR eat the Wolfgang Pucks plate of shitty appetizers. That part sucked because after sitting for hours on the red carpet in the sun, we were ALL dehydrated...but i guess that is the price we pay to be able to sit next to 'Timmy' from Lassie AND witness Tim Allen bomb on stage.
Speaking of bombs, David Hasslehoff sang 'Don't Stop Believing' and I have to say that i HAVE stopped believing that German's have taste in pop stars. The evening was incredible, not only did i get to sit five feet away from Billy Crystal as he introduces Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner to the stage but i got to be in the from row to see 'Blondie' perform! Later on...after the cast of 'Everybody Loves Raymond' went on stage to accept an award I was a seat filler at there table! I sat in Doris Roberts' seat and was able to briefly (very briefly) converse with her. The one down side to the evening (other than knight rider singing) was that Jay Leno was there to present an award to someone with talent. As you may or may know I HATE Jay Leno and think that his so-called 'Tonight Show' is an funny, dumbed down version of 'The Lawrence Welk Show'...but for retards not old people. Anyway, The TV LAND AWARDS was an awesome experience and I hope you all watch for me!
Friday, April 16, 2010
I received a 'pre-approved' credit card application in the mail today...and ....um.....is this even legal? Should I thank Obama for the new credit card legislation? Is this a typo? Isn't this loan sharking? Needless to say I NEED THIS CREDIT CARD!!!!! Hell with a credit limit of $300 with 59.9% i would be stupid not to sign!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
THE GREATEST BIKE IN THE WORLD!
I found the Holy Grail! No it was NOT in the basement of the Alamo after all! The Bike from 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure' can be found on the top floor of the Hollywood Historical Museum (The Historic Max Factor Building) In Hollywood, California! Although the museum DOES have a strict policy of no photography (an 8o year old lady at the museum ticket table will ask you if you have a camera) I decided to violate International law anyway. The prospect of imprisonment at Guantanamo is worth the risk for this grainy cell phone photo!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
'The Pee-Wee Herman Show' Question and Answer session @ Club Nokia
Paul Reubens/ Pee-Wee Herman Was nice enough to offer original ticket holders to "The Pee-Wee Herman Show" (originally booked at The Music Box Theater in LA and later moved to Club Nokia) to experience a question and answer session with our beloved man child. This is just a taste of what transpired. Paul talks about his cheech and chong connection, his (possible) NEW MOVIE, Doris Duke and large marge. Enjoy.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
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