Zac Efron

Zac Efron to delve into the unchartered 'body swap' movie genre
"High School Musical" heartthrob Zac Efron will star in the upcoming film "17 Again" with "Friends" star Mathew Perry. The film is about a guy (Perry) who gets to turn back time and be seventeen again (Efron) rewriting his life in the process. Hollywood insiders say this was Zac Efron's most challenging role.
"This film genre is unchartered territory. There are no previous films to be found anywhere -- not even on VHS or BETA -- that tackles this new body swap plot premise," says "17 Again" writer Barbara Hall. "I woke up one morning with a brilliant idea about the complications that could arise if a grown adult suddenly turns into a teenager, and I thought to myself, I am freakin' brillant."
Efron must portray a seventeen year old who is actually an adult trapped in a teenagers body, all while being extremely good looking.
"Zach Efron's performance is a tour de force," says movie critic Barry Longton. "Efron somehow caputures the essence of a seventeen year old flawlessly. Bravo Zac, bravo!"
-Benjamin Wally Carrico

Obama Jam: The Music Video!

By Benjamin Wally Carrico

This is the Obama Jam music video! I used an Obama soundboard to record this top 40 hit set to a sweet, sweet melody! If you like hope, change, socialism and illegal money laundering via bailouts then you will love this popular music video! Brought to you by AIG, The ACME Wiretapping company and The makers of Cancer!

Conan O'brien Was An early Female Settler In Nebraska

By Benjamin Wally Carrico

While traveling through Nebraska in the middle of the night on my way to Los Angeles via Salt Lake City, my girlfriend and I stopped at a rest area due to the fact that my diet was consisting of only Red Bull energy drinks and whatever cheaper version of the energy drink that I could afford (usually named 'Lighting' or 'Rojo Torro'). As I was entering the rest area I walked past a 'History of Nebraska' display that featured a diorama of what the life of early settlers in Nebraska was like.
Apparently, Early Nebraskan settlers were Identical to Late Night talk Show host and future 'Tonight Show' host Conan Obrien! The resemblance is astonishing!



EARLY FEMALE SETTLER (CONAN OBRIEN) APPEARING UPSET THAT HE (SHE) IS AN EARLY FEMALE SETTLER OF NEBRASKA. I HOPE SHE LIKES CORN!



CONAN HOLDING EMACIATED, PERHAPS EXPIRED NEBRASKAN SETTLER BABY AS SMALL CHILD STARES AT THE FLOOR WONDERING WHY HE HAS TO LIVE WITH CONAN O'BRIEN IN NEBRASKA.