Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Tyra Banks: "I'm Jealous Of Oprah". Oprah: "No Shit!"


By Benjamin Wally Carrico


When ex-model and alleged talk show host, Tyra Banks is not courageously fighting her phobia of Flipper she likes to talk about herself a lot, pretend to be the protege of Oprah Winfrey and submit herself to 'embarrasing' lie detector tests.
On a recent episode of her show, Tyra was hooked up to a lie detector machine and asked a series of questions that Tyra had chosen herself including the question "are you jealous of Oprah?". Tyra enthisiastically anwered "No, I am not jealous of Oprah!" Of course, Tyra failed the lie detector test witch came to the surprise of....er....no one! It is common knowledge in Hollwood that Tyra believes that she will be Oprah Winfrey's replacement when Oprah moves to her moon base/colony in the fall of 2012 but the Oprah camp denies these rumors. Tyra is allegedly jealous of everything about Oprah including Oprah's money, Oprah's house and Oprah's buttocks celulite.
Oprah says that she doesn't know anyone named Tyra .

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