By Benjamin Wally Carrico
Famous pregnancy addict and Angelina Jolie look-a-like contest winner, Octomom has bought a new house in Los Angeles to the exuberant delight of her old neighbors. Octomom, AKA Nadya Suleman will be moving into a home in the La Habrah neighborhood of LA, next door to several homes that instantly lost 50% of their value since the purchase was fianlized. Although her new neighbors have already begun to cry uncontrolably, her OLD neighbors have been seen throwing wild block parties and dancing in the streets until dawn. One of her old neighbors, Jack Mcmanus says that the news of the move is the best thing that has ever happened to him. "I prayed to God for this moment...many times....many, many times". Another Old Neighbor, Sally Burnside, says that the news of Octomom's move has been a blessing "My home's value has tripled, the grass is growing again, our pet poodle no longer runs around in cirlcles and my premature menopause has reversed itself...a blessing".
While her old neighbors are doing back flips and regaining their libidos, her new neighbors seem to be fastly sinking into depression. "We are all going to kill oursleves..." Says new neighbor, Bob Mung. "The entire street has made a suicide pact....the thought of suicide by any means neccesary is the only answer...the thought of living next to...that....woman...is too much for us, it's just too damn much".
Octomoms Father alegedly purchased the house for his daughter.
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