Joel McHale Quits 'The Soup,' Afflicted with
Green Screen Poisoning
E! Network Main Stay, Joel McHale has unexpectedly walked off his popular show 'The Soup', allegedly suffering from complications of Green Screen Poisoning.
According to an E! Insider, Mr. McHale began to spontaneously weep after interviewing Danielle Fishel of The Style Network. Sources say that McHale began crying uncontrollably and was seen vomiting on a freshly botoxed Chelsey Handler. Joel McHale's PR rep released this statement:
“Joel McHale has been suffering from 'Chroma Key-mitosis', witch wikeopedia describes as a devastating illness linked to the extreme over use of the green or blue screen process.” The Statement goes on to read: “According to a doctor that Mr. McHale Knows, 'Chroma Key-mitosis' or 'Green Screen Poisoning' (as it is called in Canada) can only be treated by placing Joel McHale in a “talk show hosting scenario on one of the three major networks...”.
The E! Network could be reached for comment but I lost interest half way through the phone interview.
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